Dear "Fatty Goatsteak" daily,

Go to hell. No one loves you. No, I mean it. You suck. My icon is making the face I am right now.

Get eaten by bees.

Yours,
Tanahi

Dear Blizzard,

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. WHY.

( cut for the arachnophobic )

Because nobody can teach us life lessons quite like those two.

( Goofus and Gallant in Azeroth! )

Dear RPers:

I have problems with the Theramore scenario, but they stem from personal reasons, not because the storyline sucks, or because I think Blizzard's going the wrong way with how they're working their game. (Except that Jaina's reaction in Tides of War was far more realistic than her reaction in the Alliance version. But that's another rant ( Read more... )

Dear Blizz,

Why no pre-expansion event? I thought we'd get a big "Fall of Theramore" event or something. Instead you're waiting FOR the expansion to come out to do it? This is saddening.

No love,
Idis

Dear Mists,

For the LOVE OF GOD please have an interesting storyline that I give a shit about! The urgency and excitement of the Wrath storyline ( Read more... )

dear (random mob) spider who is following me around Southern Barrens ( Read more... )

Dear Whichway-NesingwaryPlayers like you make me happy I keep playing. You didn't get annoyed when I told you something you already knew. You just explained why you didn't have your 'disguise' in Burning Steppes and I helped you figure out how to get it back. Then you didn't get pissy when I killed mobs you were trying to kill, too. You also let me ( Read more... )

( Panzerkin, Nostalgia, and Achievements I Already Have... )

Dear, dear Outland Horde players ( Read more... )

Okay first of all, the quests are not that hard. Not at all.

Second, you don't get to charge forward in a desperate bid to tag the quest mob before anyone can invite you for shared completion AND complain about no one helping you.

also I have no idea if you're completely ignorant of grouping mechanics or if you were whispering me IC, but the second ( Read more... )