why was there half a cucumber in the freezer?

Best Line to Pick Up an Sagittarius With

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What Pick Up Line Would Work On You?.

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You Are the Very Gay Peppermint Patty!


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clean your screen

tonight i will be mostly drinking too much cheap wine. i will probably also be filling my journal, and by default my friend's friends pages with utter crap. so what's new? will update about my wonderful life later. here's a sneaky peek - jeez, step families.

going to slep now

Last night I went out to pick dazed_hubby from his acting class, it was just after 9 so it was quite dark, I was wallking along the pavement next to this carpark. Anyway, I saw this bloke walking towards me (i get a bit nervous being out on my own) so I adopt my 'don't mess with me stance' shoulders back, back sraight so i'm at my full and formidable height ( Read more... )

Vertigo by U2


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listen to me Bob, could you please stop peeing on my bed? If not, could you at least tell me why you keep doing it? To be honest, it's quite smelly - it's not nice to wake up to l'eau de cat pee!