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[darkest0knight]

Things that are fucked up about today:

1)  Victory is sewing a dress that she wants to wear to a dance.

2)  Someone left poisoned apples in the fridge.

3)  Walter plays with balls and thinks he's a princess.  Also he may or may not be sleeping with a frog.

4)  Victory's sewing a dress.

5)  The church's turned into a castle.  There's a big, tacky throne

Comments

[killerdimples]

[He could, but it seems that some very angry looking roses have grown over the door to the bedroom]

[darkest0knight]

...Oh for fuck's sake.

[searching for the handle beneath the roses]

Lee? Lee, can you open the door?

[killerdimples]

[he might. But there's no response. Briars?]

[darkest0knight]

[now ripping vines off the door, cutting up his hands on the thorns]

Fuck fuck fuck ow.

[they seem to grow back quicker than he can rip them. Tugs his sword out of the closet to start hacking at them]

[policework]

Tell me you didn't figure out the hard way that the apple was poisoned?

[darkest0knight]

It's not like they had a big "POISONED - DON'T EAT" sign on them.

[policework]

You ate a poison apple.

Christ, how many times do I have to buy you charcoal, in this place?

[darkest0knight]

Lee did the Heimlich. I'm fine.

[blue_satin_pjs]

...If you need a sword, I got one today. Don't know how to use it, but I got one.

[darkest0knight]

Thanks, I've got one of my own though. Don't suppose you'd have weed killer?

[blue_satin_pjs]

Oh.

Weed killer?

Nah, I don't think any of them fairy tales come with that.

[darkest0knight]

Great. What was the one with the killer rose vines?

[bitingnightmare]

Walter and the frog are sexually incompatible.

[darkest0knight]

I really hope so.

What are you doing?

1/2

[bitingnightmare]

... You people don't stop--

[bitingnightmare]

What are you doing?

I answer all calls. It's in my nature.

[stokerwasahack]

Do I see before me the child my Lady Queen desires?

No. Too old you are, and too fair.

[darkest0knight]

Henry, please stop talking like a weirdo.

[stokerwasahack]

Strange though your speech may be, you are none of mine, and yet I would have you. Do you not know me by my proper name, boy?

[darkest0knight]

You know I can't remember all those fancy titles. Duke of something or other, blah blah whatever.