"Good evening, pricks! I'm Jerry Sizzler, and this is my sister--" "Jerry Sizzler!"

[dangerjones]

Every morning I wake up with aliens in my throat.
It's the ultimate grossest thing ever.

Comments

[honeybadgerich]

Listen here, Kacy Fuckin' Jones: In the book I am currently reading, (the book next in the series after the book with the lobster monsters) there is a 70 foot tall bear known as Mir, but whose real name is Shardik. Shardik is many centuries old and is part robot, but he also has living flesh. Over the centuries his flesh has become infested by parasites; thousands of pencil sized worms throughout his brain, blood, and throat. When he sneezes and coughs, he sneezes and coughs up these worms. It is really gross, so be thankful you don't have that.

[dangerjones]

erich, you don't know about these aliens.

[dangerjones]

ps i didn't think you were serious about that book thing.

[lostsilhouette]

dude, i already left you an IM about this but, the new thrift store is amazing. so huge, color-coded, insane. you're going to spend like four hours in there when you get there.