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Hello (hello [hello])... is there anybody out there?
...just nod if you can here me...
Wow. I can't believe I totally disremmembered I used to post random thought-spawn in this make-pretend place. Is there actually anyone else out there who still glue-sticks to this form/at (as opposed to the FACEeatingzombieBOOK or TWITter madness that seems to have reducted this virtual blue-green sphere I used to ( Read more... ) -
The Many Phases (Faces?) of Frank...
So I got mostly coerced into signing up with that Facebook thing, and already people from my past have been somehow finding me despite my usual non-outgoingess ( Read more... ) -
When Good People Make You Cry...
On my way to work this morning by bus, my daily routine of watching the Ottawa Sidewalk Theatre players walk by oblivious to their captive drive-by audience, when an unexpected act pratfalls in, stage right, and a literal 4th-wall break occurs...
( Sunup Samaritan Cabaret: a one-act, unscripted reality show ) -
HOW CLERKS 2 KEPT ME CAPTIVATED AND CREEPED OUT
I'd like to say that the donkey sex was what creeped me out the most, but lo and behold...
( What?!? What the @#*&! could possibly be creepier than donkey sex!!?!?!! ) -
LIVE FROM THE EDMONTON OUTSKIRTS... IT'S THE DAMONK SHOW!!!
So this is what the life of a travelling salesman must have been like, huh ( Read more... ) -
Oh CAP'N, My CAP'N...
Only for someone who has valiantly fended off the Dread Pirate Soggies time and time again would I enlist for such a noble, Zubbish cause...
( When Cereal Mascots Attack... on FOX! ) -
WHEN TRYING YOUR BEST JUST ISN'T ENOUGH...
Despite their best efforts, despite them getting 18 out of 20 possible points in their last ten games, and despite whupping Ottawa 5-1 tonight, my Leafs are now officially out of the playoffs ( Read more... ) -
BREAKING OR MAKING THE ALKIE STEREOTYPE?
Well, it's Saturday night and I'm watching my Leafs play a do-or-die game...
...but I'm not drinking beer.
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AND HARPY BIDET TO MY EVIL AMERICAN TWIN!
You know who I'm talking about, Black & Tan Boy! :) -
BIRTHDAYS ARE MEANT FOR MARGARITAS AND FRIENDS
So yeah, today's been a good day ( Read more... )