I have cleaned up a lot of mess in my time but...

[crayon_accident]

Why do people come to a fast-food restaurant to do the most enormous shites? I don't mind clearing up skid-marks or even when blokes miss the urinal/bog/sink but OMG this one took the biscuit. It seemed like some guy's arse had literally exploded with shit. When his arse detonated, some went into the pan, most over the seat, some onto the floor

Comments

[pyewacket_1975]

Ewwwwww. OMG that's horrid. I don't get people! I really don't. If you're gonna drop a deuce, at least try to leave the stall as you found it.

[charuby]

When you say you lost your lunch does that mean you threw up? Or just didn't fancy eating it? That's unfortunate if it was the former. Poop doesn't bother me any more because I quit retail and now work as a carer, but when I first started I didn't think I could do it. You don't really expect it working in a restaurant or a shop though. Sorry you had to deal with that!

[klwilliams]

In one place where I worked, about once a month someone would deposit, in the disabled stall of the women's room, neatly, mind, enough poo to just about fill the toilet. What was most interesting , though, is that this was deposited in a form that looked like connected sausage links. No other mess, just that. The poor janitor had to clean it somehow each time, because there was no way that was going to flush.

[xbenji65]

I dont even like to poo in public restrooms.