This is kind of related to Customer Suck because customers sometimes pull this crap on me.
I highly dislike when someone is telling me about their church, finding God, becoming a Christian and what not, then when I say "I'm Christian too." and look at me like I'm lying. They then proceed to talk to me like I'm "lost" and invite me to their church and blah blah blah. SERIOUSLY. I totally know in the Bible that Jesus said "Make disciples of all nations," so I commend you on your trying to reach out to me but WE FOLLOW THE SAME STUFF. >O<;; What, do you have the new Jesus 2.0 or something more amazing than my Jesus? AHHHHHH. Stop looking at me like I'm an idiot. Leavvvves me alone and take yer "better" Jesus with you.
One time when a customer started preaching to me I told her I was Christian and she didn't believe me because of "All the holes I had in my ears."
WTF.
I also had a customer once who I used to have awesome religious convo with. Her beliefs were much like mine. I like sharing scripture with each other.
Then one day she came in and tried to convert me... to what I already believed in. And quite rudely. With her young daughter watching. WTF.
Ahhhh I just can't take people trying to convert me anymore.