Moth:"My experience of the forest is hampered by everyone having longer legs than I do.
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Like, I don't have long legs and dainty little hooves to look at blueberry."
Me, constantly bothered by midges:"So, you were not talking about insects,?"
Moth:"No, deer!"
Me:"Well, but in your defence, you don't have horns."
Moth:"I don't need horns. If
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