no cats were harmed in the making of this post

[coughingbear]

Via girlyswot and m31andy, the Harlequin story generator!I did one for myself, in which I ended up stowing away on a ship to catch my military man hero. Then I tried to slot in some other names, and it came out the same, though I'd also changed the attributes. It turns out that choosing an alternative favourite pudding is what makes the difference. Only then the

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[rosathome]

You win at everything. And you should totally write that Harlequin romance. I'd read it.

[coughingbear]

Icon love!

[rosathome]

Thanks. I think it was originally from sunlitdays.

[ankaret]

I tried it and got to be an office cleaner, which I can't say is something I fantasise about a lot. I did have a lot of fun putting in the names of characters from the novel and seeing what they got, though. One of them was disappointed that there was only a tycoon and no cake.

[ankaret]

Also, you would have to be an incredibly stupid tycoon to hire Innes as a nanny, even if you were stuck in the middle of the Grand Canyon. Your sickeningly adorable twins would come home having learned how to knife-fight and talking about how exciting it was when the raft turned upside down.

[f4f3]

"I forget whether that was the result from birthday cake or custard."

Story of my life, really...

[coughingbear]

Birthday cake beats custard every time.

[hano]

custard is evil.
Cake is teh awesome.
Here endeth the thread hijack.

[shezan]

Works for me!!!

(And for the cats, who've been at it on the bed.)

[coughingbear]

Oh, they are so lovely!

Fox and Wosk have been doing a lot of intensive sleeping recently too.

[shezan]

Takes a lot of dedication, doesn't it?

[coughingbear]

It does. And frequent additional naps to keep their strength up.