Allow me to apologise in advance. I'm sure you can both gather that he's only half serious (heh), but I still felt the need to underline that fact. You know. Because dead or not, I don't think Sirius would be particularly glad to be hexed in the face. ;)
*folds his arms against his chest* Oh, naturally it'd be Regulus you'd write to. Does anyone care that I bloody died? Harry's going on like I'm better off and it's nothing to be concerned about. Remus is half way to happily fucking one of my female cousins if he's not gotten in there already. Is nothing sacred? Where's my damned letter?
*drily* Oh, right. I must have forgotten that. What with all the pigs in England taking flight at the exact moment you opened your mouth. Very distracting. I do apologise. What was that you said again?
*wibbles like a big wibbly thing and steals Draco away for lots of love and petting* Can I have him? Like, really? ♥
I can arrange a big party for you if you'd like? With only nice people, of course. You can't possibly be scared if you have your own party, can you? *whispers* You can have cocktails and everything.
Draco is all yours, my lovely. But he'd probably take up a lot of room and whinge a lot. :/
But who would you invite? You and cousin Sirius are the only dead people I know. And Diggory and I don't want him there. *hesitates* A party would be nice though. A Welcome to Death party, you mean?
I wouldn't mind at all, you know. Although I'm sure he'd object to the living arrangements! :)
It would be an exclusive party. You don't want just anyone coming, do you? *nods* That's exactly it. You'd get a great big banner and everyone would cheer. How could you not like that?
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Did you really think you weren't getting into something this dangerous?
Just a bit of fun to you, was it? Nothing worth dying for.
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Shut up, mudblood. You've got no idea. No idea about anything.
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You can say that and call me Mudblood?
Of course I don't have any idea; you're the stuck up, bigoted son of a stuck up, bigoted, corrupt politian who wants me dead.
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*folds his arms against his chest*
Oh, naturally it'd be Regulus you'd write to. Does anyone care that I bloody died? Harry's going on like I'm better off and it's nothing to be concerned about. Remus is half way to happily fucking one of my female cousins if he's not gotten in there already. Is nothing sacred? Where's my damned letter?
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*smugly*
Surely it's just the ultimate proof that I'm better than you. It's about time that you realised.
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*drily*
Oh, right. I must have forgotten that. What with all the pigs in England taking flight at the exact moment you opened your mouth. Very distracting. I do apologise. What was that you said again?
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All the Gryffindors suddenly took to the skies at once? That must have been quite the spectacle.
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I can arrange a big party for you if you'd like? With only nice people, of course. You can't possibly be scared if you have your own party, can you?
*whispers*
You can have cocktails and everything.
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But who would you invite? You and cousin Sirius are the only dead people I know. And Diggory and I don't want him there.
*hesitates*
A party would be nice though. A Welcome to Death party, you mean?
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It would be an exclusive party. You don't want just anyone coming, do you?
*nods*
That's exactly it. You'd get a great big banner and everyone would cheer. How could you not like that?
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*brightens*
Would there be a cake?
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