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BELLATRIX BLACK: 17 February, 1964

Apr 04, 2006 23:19

Dear Father,

I know that you’re disappointed that I got a detention but I really feel that what I did was justified. Yes, I did an entrail-expelling curse on Gilderoy Lockhart, it was just his spleen for Merlin’s sake! but Madam Pomfrey put everything back where it belonged. And it did ruin his blue paisley robes. I offered to buy him some new ( Read more... )

bellatrix_black, 1964

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favourite_son April 5 2006, 17:18:47 UTC

*wide eyes*
*whispers*
You got a detention, cousin Bella?

sholmes87 April 6 2006, 01:12:45 UTC

*terrific scowl*

Yes I got a detention! And the boy's an absolute cretin!

*furtive look*

Although to tell you the truth; I really am a bit embarrassed.

Welcome back! :D

favourite_son April 6 2006, 08:15:35 UTC

*eyes widen further at her scowl*
*looks a bit shifty*
*small voice*
Bella, what's a cretin? Is it like a crouton? Because I understand if it is; they're horrid when they go soggy.

Thank you! It was most distressing being without internet access for so long!

sholmes87 April 6 2006, 11:34:36 UTC

*gives him a withering glance*

A cretin is someone from Crete obviously!

Not really. It means stupid or obnoxious. But I like 'soggy' as well. That's a very apt description of Mr Gilderoy Lockhart! *lips curls with disgust* Imagine, trying to tell me how I should dress!

I would have shriveled up and died!

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synodic_pup April 5 2006, 20:33:49 UTC

*giggles inanely* A once-in-a-lifetime thing is about to happen. Enjoy!

Bloody good show, Bella. I'm sure the twat deserved it.

*looks around*
I was never here.

sholmes87 April 6 2006, 01:16:28 UTC

Thank you! Of course he deserved it!

*looks around, puzzled*

Who said that?

*grins and winks*

snakes_heart April 6 2006, 00:46:29 UTC

Congratulations, Bella. Making friends again, I see...

sholmes87 April 6 2006, 01:19:09 UTC

*gives him a dirty look*

Hush you! I'd like to know what you would have done under the circumstances?

Lockhart's the most obnoxious pill in the whole school!

snakes_heart April 6 2006, 01:34:02 UTC

The Lockharts have been pills forever, but perhaps an entrail-expeling curse might have been a little too extreme?

If you'd just stained his robes, he might've been more upset.

sholmes87 April 6 2006, 01:52:48 UTC

*glares*

I couldn't remember the one for boiling his blood!! I did the best I could under the circumstances!

Oh, he was upset about his robes all right!! You should have heard the wails!

*shrugs*

Everyone else was more upset about the impromptu splenectomy.

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brave_phoenix April 10 2006, 02:32:20 UTC

Awwwww.... Tsk, tsk, tsk...

*angelically*
I will never get a detention when I'm at Hogwarts. Never ever, ever.

sholmes87 April 10 2006, 03:48:38 UTC

*loves lil'!Edgar* I want to pinch his cheeks and watch Spongebob with him!!

*gives another ferocious scowl*

Oh I'm sure you won't!

*significant glance*

But I might just risk getting another one!

brave_phoenix April 11 2006, 20:56:43 UTC

hee hee! *hugs* The picture was just too cute not to put to use!
I'm sure Edgar would love Spongebob... he might not like the cheek-pinching though!

*jaw drops*

*smoothly*
You wouldn't dare curse me... I'm littler than you are!

*a bit nervously*
Er, would you?

sholmes87 April 11 2006, 22:20:14 UTC

It's awesome! And I'll try to restrain my cheek-pinching impulses!

*grins like a shark*

And what does your size have to do with anything?

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