034: SPEEDOS

[collaredstray]

Badou and I have ben drinking since we woke up. it's our last day on our vacation! last night we broke into soemeones house and they came home and that was awkward. it'll be good to be home nad get to have a real bed to uh sleep in

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[friendofgon]

That's a very good poem.

[collaredstray]

Thanks.

[friendofgon]

I'm glad I don't have to stare at the two of you in your speedos.

[nicotine_patch]

[bananas_an]

I thought for sure he'd be one giant freckle by now.

I meant to warn you about the sand--it gets everywhere.

S'mores are like heaven, huh?

[collaredstray]

Close enough!

It doessssss. It's awfulllll.

Yes.

[bananas_an]

Hee!

It never goes away. Years later, you'll pick up a shoe or something you had at the beach and there'll still be sand somewhere. It's also, um, abrasive.

Just thinking about them makes me want to have a s'mores party.

[collaredstray]

So many!

Ewies. I heal fast enough so that's not an issue.

WE HAD SOME THEY'RE SO GOOD.

[nicotine_patch]

YOU ARE A FUCKINGG MEAN DRUNK. MY PACKAGE IS NOT SMALL. AND I'M SENSITIVE ABOUTT MY FRECKLES. I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU.

[bananas_an]

I notice that drawing was from the rear. ^_~

[nicotine_patch]

My pacckage doesn't fit in the lens.

[bananas_an]

A likely story.

[nicotine_patch]

I CANN'T GET THE LEFT ONE OFF

[collaredstray]

The left what?

[nicotine_patch]

Knott.

[collaredstray]

HAHA. Lemme do it.

[nicotine_patch]

Tan liines do fucking suck. Haveyou seen my face?

[collaredstray]

....HAHAHAHA.

[nicotine_patch]

DON'T LAUUGH ITS REALLY EMBARRASSING AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL I HATE YOU

[collaredstray]

Nobody will see though! 'Cept me!