FROM THE BOOK OF SEVENTH PERIOD BIO CHRONICLES:
once upon a time there was a gnome. his name we have learned...
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was DAViD! *thunder*
one day he was walkin down A1A (beach-front avenue). Suddenly he was attacked by a T-even bacteriophage! its name is withdrawn but we'll call it Teeveebee. Teeveebee injected David with its lethal DNA
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