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i pooped a cornish game hen.
last night was pretty awesome.
but this morning i had to wash green puke out of my hair and go to work. -
maybe i'd sell you a chicken, with poison interlaced with the meat
"you look really nice today."
"yeah, well you look like a douchebag today."
this has nothing to do with anything
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my plumbing is all screwed up. because it turns out, i do not own a garbage disposal.
i wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' "dude, these are isotopes." "dude, we removed your kidney. you're gonna be fine." "dude, i am so stoked to win this nobel prize ( Read more... ) -
all these goats are retarded
custard butt: what's wrong?
babysnakes: i'm dead
custard butt: why?
babysnakes: i was no longer able to maintain homeostasis
