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cleolinda

Quick Twi-spam

Dec 13, 2008 14:06

It's Official! Chris Weitz To Direct 'Twilight' Sequel: Helmer Reassures Fans. Includes a "signed" public letter to that effect. Godspeed you, brave soul. And ask your leads if you can share their stash.

Slow seduction of ‘Twilight’ fans has its roots on the Internet. *takes notes*

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oohasparklie December 13 2008, 20:26:30 UTC

I adore LJ Smith, so thank you for that link!

padawansguide December 13 2008, 20:27:07 UTC

OMG on the Edward sheets! I have no words.

3_foot_6 December 13 2008, 20:28:47 UTC

That bedspread has given me the fantasy of meeting RPattz somewhere, striking up a conversation, completely casually, like I have no idea who he is, inviting him back to my place, leading him to my bedroom...and having that all set up on my bed. Just to see the look on his face.

Yeah, even my fantasy self thinks it would be more fun to torture the poor guy than sleep with him, if given the chance. Who wants to sit next to me on the Bus to Hell?

diddakoi December 13 2008, 20:34:17 UTC

... There are no words. Too awesome.

positivelyb December 13 2008, 20:38:25 UTC

WIN. That is so, so hilarious.

christigilly December 13 2008, 21:51:09 UTC

Bwahaha!

robinmc December 13 2008, 20:32:56 UTC

I have to say, considering that the books are all about abstinence, basically giving the fangirls a chance to sleep with Edward Cullen seems like a bit of a mixed message.

lesbiassparrow December 13 2008, 21:35:59 UTC

Yes, but true to the books nothing would happen. And this way Edward's stalking fetish can be enjoyed chastely by girls the world over.

robinmc December 14 2008, 00:02:41 UTC

The only reason nothing happened in the books is because Edward pushes her away over and over again. Sheet!Edward can do no such thing. He is helpless against the lustful teenage hordes.

trampchic December 14 2008, 15:06:54 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHA for some strange reason, at Sheet!Edward

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cran December 13 2008, 20:51:38 UTC

If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest.

Eee, it's by Rod Hilton! I didn't know The Editing Room was still going -- I still had the old URL bookmarked from years ago (probably 1999 or 2000) and that site hadn't been updated in forever. I love The Editing Room so much... and his Twilight abridged script is hilarious.