Crappy crap
I need people to tell me nice things (they can lie); I need loads of comments on my fics (I know, it's bad-mannered to ask); I need someone to wash the (huge) pile of dishes in the sink; I need a shower (that's an easy one and I'm heading to the bathroom right away); I need a big glass of wine and an ever bigger jar of Nutella or ice-cream (or vice-versa); I need a new fandom; I need to write; I need a pet (I was this close to steal the cute puppy waiting for his/her owner at the grocery store); I need holidays (even though I don't even feel like being on holiday right now); I needneedneed...