"Do you want me to order you a clown?" "A drunk clown hurt me once."

[circeramone]

I wish this guy would come to voice-overs for my facial expressions at work. Then the patients and their ridiculous families might realize that look on my face isn't because I can't figure out how to put the plug in the outlet, it's because I can't believe I'm resisting the urge to create the first anally powered IV pole.

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Comments

[sarapada]

LOL - awesome!

[maskel_iceblue]

"...a flashlight?"
"Just... Just give up."

[badgerofdoom]

All I have to say is thank god for Super Valtrex

[circeramone]

I've given this a lot of thought, and if I promise to never ever again mention "Twilight" to or around you...will you use your powers of wicked awesomeness to smite my enemies with Super Herpes?

[badgerofdoom]

I was going to make a joke about having to trick your enemies into penetration me anally, but its late and i'm pretty tired.

[circeramone]

*ignoring horrible jokes to make...*

Do we have an accord?