Stepford Porsche 2/2

[vericus]

Part 2

Title: Stepford Porsche
Rating: M
Setting: G1
Pairings/Characters: Prowl/Jazz, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Smokescreen
Summary: Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.
Notes: Look, fanart! *hearts

Comments

[gogglehead84]

XD lol, I hope Jazz's office is soundproof.

[vericus]

Oh it is. Said so right at the beginning. I figured Jazz and Prowl wouldn't limit their arguments to their quarters, and with Jazz, well...their offices have probably been christened MANY times. :D I'm still running on the theory that Red Alert refuses to put up cameras in their offices anymore. XD

[gogglehead84]

Ah, whoops! I remembered reading their quarters were soundproof *snickers* *imagines red watching the whole ordeal on camera*

[feeling_brave]

oh but that was wonderful (to the point where i nearly burned my dinner because i didn't want to stop reading). The emotional arguement, the chase around the quarters (poor zen garden), and Smoky's confession to Ratchet and of coarse The Chair are just a few bits that i loved, can't list them all as i don't think i stopped grinning from beginning to end because the details in this are amazing.

[vericus]

I'm sure Prowl will convince Jazz to turn one of those concerts into a night spent at home fixing the zen rock garden. And then jumping each other. XD Glad you liked! Hope your dinner still tasted good, despite being almost-burnt...

[prowlstar]

ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh, that was abso-fragging-lutely hilarious! I can just imagine Sideswipe coming in to be punished, sitting on The Chair and throwing an absolute fit after coming into contact with it. I'd be traumatized if I sat down in a chair my COs imfamously broke doing the dirty! That was just great!

[vericus]

Heh, I think Sideswipe would just go into denial and refuse to sit in any chairs for awhile. Especially after a few misleading 'hints' from Jazz about just how much of the Ark had been 'christened'.

....actually, now that I think about it, I can see Ironhide and the other older bots getting in on it. No place would be safe for Sideswipe to be without mental traumatization. XD Ratchet would hate them all for inflicting Sideswipe with a crashed CPU on him, lol.

[prowlstar]

Definitely. For once, Sideswipe would be the one being tortured by everyone else! He'd end up like Red Alert, testing everything chair before siting down, looking over his shoulder, that'd be so much fun! :P

[ex_naggingf]

That was absolutely brilliant! I love the image of Jazz in a frilly pink apron, and the post overload bargaining XD

[vericus]

Heehee, the only thing more priceless than Jazz in an apron would be...Prowl in an apron. Or Unicron. *ponder*

And now that I've almost broken my brain with THAT mental image, lol...glad you likied!

[kyra_neko_rei]

And now that I've almost broken my brain with THAT mental image

Not to mention all of ours . . . XD

[vericus]

*mentally replaces Jazz with Unicron and Prowl with Primus for the fic*

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*cackles insanely and runs off into the sunset*

[vericus]

Yay, my fic made someone bubbly-happy! Not bad for something that started out all angry...stupid classes, making me start angsty fics...yay for christmas music making them happy again...

[vericus]

Awww. *hugs*...actually, *sends Prowl and Jazz to give you cuddles* Glad the fic helped make a bad week better. Best thing any type of writing can do, is help make someone's day, week, month, whatever, better to any degree.