moment: why i hate myspace bulletins

[chuckie_tenor]

i'm tired of seeing stupid forwards everywhere i go...

so i drafted a letter to the world. enjoy

Hello, my name is Blah. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding fifty billion fucking chail letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able

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[laceandsilk]

{lessthantwo}

[do_whatever]

It's true. I didn't forward that and my genitals are no longer in existance :(

Holy shit...

[xsilverxglassx]

If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you sexless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the five cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

That above copy and paste is my favorite part! Literally, I read that and died laughing...holding my sides laughter...alomost fell opf chair...tears in my eyes. That was amazing baby and that is why you are my favorite cuddle bug ever!

[jewtar101]

john schell i love you!!

[heavnstragdy]

Youre my hero!