[One-Shot] No More Fangirls!
[One-Shot]: No More Fangirls
Title: No More Fangirls
Author: chii_loves_me
Pairing: Mild YabuHika, Mild DaiNoo, Mild TakaChii, Mild KeiTaro, Mild YamaJima
Words: 606
Genre: Humor
Summary: A fangirl wins the raffle of her life and gets to meet the H!S!J. Little did she know… THEY HATE FANGIRLS!
A/N: I suddenly had this idea at 2 in the morning and I had to write it down. Lucky fic, it got encoded in before the other fics in my notebook To all fans out there, HSJ hating fangirls is only for the purposes of this fic. Remember, HSJ loves fans. No fans=no HSJ.
Feel free to comment! ♥ Thank you chikaisora ! I ♥ you!
Thank you to all who read and commented! REALLY. I didn't know anyone would actually read my work. xD
The bus rattled. But it didn’t rattle her feelings as she sat on the last seat of the bus, looking out the window. Aya was very excited. Among the thousands of Japanese fans, she was chosen. She gets to spend the whole morning with Hey!Say! JUMP. She clutched her winning ticket tighter as she waited for her bus to stop.
There it is! she gasped, and got off the bus. She stared at the gigantic building in front of her that was Johnny’s.
Yabu’s Dressing Room a.k.a. HSJ Conference Room
Yabu slammed his fist on the table. “We can’t let her meet us! I hate it when fangirls get too close,” he said, getting more aggravated by the minute.
“Let it go, Yabu. It was like, one time. Its not like all fangirls in the world want to blog about you two dating in her fantasies and pass it off as true,” Daiki commented.
“Well, how would you feel if someone you don’t even know tells the world that you slept with her last night, with a fake vid to prove it?!” This silenced Daiki.
Yuto whined, “How could this happen?! How could Johnny just raffle us away to strangers like that?!”
Inoo spoke, “Johnny has gone overboard this time! He didn’t even tell us!”
Yamada stood up, “Something MUST be done!”
As the group argued, Hikaru listened silently from the corner of the table, hands together, fingers interlaced. Calmly, he addressed everyone.
“Guys, I have a plan,”
Elevator
Aya couldn’t take the pressure. “I’m finally going to meet them!” She squeaked excitedly. Never in her life has she felt like this. The elevator chimed.
She closed her eyes and walked onto the threshold.
“Hey there,” Yabu’s voice floated to her. She opened her eyes. But she wished she didn’t.
“You-yo-you--,” she stuttered. She stared at the room. But instead of staring at ten members, she saw five separate pairings.
Yabu sat on a chair, with Hikaru kneeling in front of him, hugging his waist.
Takaki played with Chinen’s bangs in the corner. And… where is Chii? Is he the big lump that’s hugging Takaki like a koala? The lump kissed Takaki. Yep. That’s him.
Yuto looked up at her from his position on the sofa. Yamada, who was under him, stared at her, too.
Keito and Ryutaro sat on the other end of the room, looking a bit flustered, the younger touching his lips as if the older just kissed him.
Daiki was on Inoo’s lap, trying to eat a strawberry that Inoo was biting.
They all looked at her menacingly as if she interrupted something.
Hikaru hugged Yabu tighter. “Is there something wrong?” he asked. Daiki invited her in, “What are you standing around for?”
Yuto spoke with annoyance, “What are you inviting her in for?! She’s disturbing us!”
Aya couldn’t take it any longer.
“HOMO! YOU GUYS ARE HOMO!!!!!!!”
She ran into the elevator as the group looked at her with perplexed faces. She frantically kept pushing the elevator button and was never seen again.
The JUMP members exchanged glances with each other and laughed. Hikaru removed his hold of Yabu and Chinen got off of Takaki. The atmosphere in the room finally relaxed.
“Us? Homo?” Hikaru asked. He lay on the floor, laughing.
“Didn’t think we could pull that one off,” Daiki giggled as he ate the strawberry. Yamada pushed Yuto off and ran away as Yuto chased him down the hall. Just then, Yabu noticed something.
“Guys, where’s Keito and Ryutaro?” he asked, looking around the room.
Hikaru laughed, ”Wow, I didn’t know they took it that seriously,”
Comments are loved. :D
Btw, I've made this into a short multi-chaptered fic.
It starts here.
Title: No More Fangirls
Author: chii_loves_me
Pairing: Mild YabuHika, Mild DaiNoo, Mild TakaChii, Mild KeiTaro, Mild YamaJima
Words: 606
Genre: Humor
Summary: A fangirl wins the raffle of her life and gets to meet the H!S!J. Little did she know… THEY HATE FANGIRLS!
A/N: I suddenly had this idea at 2 in the morning and I had to write it down. Lucky fic, it got encoded in before the other fics in my notebook To all fans out there, HSJ hating fangirls is only for the purposes of this fic. Remember, HSJ loves fans. No fans=no HSJ.
Feel free to comment! ♥ Thank you chikaisora ! I ♥ you!
Thank you to all who read and commented! REALLY. I didn't know anyone would actually read my work. xD
The bus rattled. But it didn’t rattle her feelings as she sat on the last seat of the bus, looking out the window. Aya was very excited. Among the thousands of Japanese fans, she was chosen. She gets to spend the whole morning with Hey!Say! JUMP. She clutched her winning ticket tighter as she waited for her bus to stop.
There it is! she gasped, and got off the bus. She stared at the gigantic building in front of her that was Johnny’s.
Yabu’s Dressing Room a.k.a. HSJ Conference Room
Yabu slammed his fist on the table. “We can’t let her meet us! I hate it when fangirls get too close,” he said, getting more aggravated by the minute.
“Let it go, Yabu. It was like, one time. Its not like all fangirls in the world want to blog about you two dating in her fantasies and pass it off as true,” Daiki commented.
“Well, how would you feel if someone you don’t even know tells the world that you slept with her last night, with a fake vid to prove it?!” This silenced Daiki.
Yuto whined, “How could this happen?! How could Johnny just raffle us away to strangers like that?!”
Inoo spoke, “Johnny has gone overboard this time! He didn’t even tell us!”
Yamada stood up, “Something MUST be done!”
As the group argued, Hikaru listened silently from the corner of the table, hands together, fingers interlaced. Calmly, he addressed everyone.
“Guys, I have a plan,”
Elevator
Aya couldn’t take the pressure. “I’m finally going to meet them!” She squeaked excitedly. Never in her life has she felt like this. The elevator chimed.
She closed her eyes and walked onto the threshold.
“Hey there,” Yabu’s voice floated to her. She opened her eyes. But she wished she didn’t.
“You-yo-you--,” she stuttered. She stared at the room. But instead of staring at ten members, she saw five separate pairings.
Yabu sat on a chair, with Hikaru kneeling in front of him, hugging his waist.
Takaki played with Chinen’s bangs in the corner. And… where is Chii? Is he the big lump that’s hugging Takaki like a koala? The lump kissed Takaki. Yep. That’s him.
Yuto looked up at her from his position on the sofa. Yamada, who was under him, stared at her, too.
Keito and Ryutaro sat on the other end of the room, looking a bit flustered, the younger touching his lips as if the older just kissed him.
Daiki was on Inoo’s lap, trying to eat a strawberry that Inoo was biting.
They all looked at her menacingly as if she interrupted something.
Hikaru hugged Yabu tighter. “Is there something wrong?” he asked. Daiki invited her in, “What are you standing around for?”
Yuto spoke with annoyance, “What are you inviting her in for?! She’s disturbing us!”
Aya couldn’t take it any longer.
“HOMO! YOU GUYS ARE HOMO!!!!!!!”
She ran into the elevator as the group looked at her with perplexed faces. She frantically kept pushing the elevator button and was never seen again.
The JUMP members exchanged glances with each other and laughed. Hikaru removed his hold of Yabu and Chinen got off of Takaki. The atmosphere in the room finally relaxed.
“Us? Homo?” Hikaru asked. He lay on the floor, laughing.
“Didn’t think we could pull that one off,” Daiki giggled as he ate the strawberry. Yamada pushed Yuto off and ran away as Yuto chased him down the hall. Just then, Yabu noticed something.
“Guys, where’s Keito and Ryutaro?” he asked, looking around the room.
Hikaru laughed, ”Wow, I didn’t know they took it that seriously,”
Comments are loved. :D
Btw, I've made this into a short multi-chaptered fic.
It starts here.