[Fic/Marve Movie!verse] Shifting Dynamics -- Joss'ed
Title: Shifting Dynamics -- Joss'ed
Author: Chibimono Akuno
Fandom: Marvel Movie!verse -- Iron Man 1 & 2, Captain America, The Avengers
Pairing: Bucky/Steve/Tony
Rating: G
Word Count: 479
Warnings: Polygamous relationship.
Disclaimers: Not mine. Just pretending.
Summary: They discuss the casting options of their lives made into a movie.
A/N: A part of the arc Settling Into Place, in which our boys settle into a domestic life, or as domestic as they can get working for SHIELD. Takes place post-movie, canon-wise, and after the arc The Return Of Cold Days. Shifting Dynamics masterlist can be found here.
Shifting Dynamics:
Joss'ed
by Chibimono Akuno
“Bucky, the vampire slayer,” Tony says as Bucky steps out the decontamination shower.
“Do what?” Bucky asks, toweling his hair, happy to have it free of bat gore.
“Bucky, the vampire slayer. It should be a show. About you. And how you take down giant bats.”
Steve leans against the lockers, chiming in on the conversation. “Maybe we could get it directed by the guy that did Firefly?”
“No,” Bucky shakes his head. “I didn’t like what he did with the movie. Killing the preacher and the pilot… And River made me feel creeped out…”
“River creeps everyone out,” Tony adds.
“I’m not playing myself in this show, am I?” Bucky laughs, pulling on a clean SHIELD regulation bodysuit.
“Oh, that guy,” Tony snaps his fingers. “The one from Black Swan. He’s in the bar scene. Steve knows. He coos over him every time-”
“Sebastian Stan,” Steve nods knowing.
Bucky laughs. “Whatever. Don’t buy into Steve’s opinion. He does not look like me.”
“He does,” Tony insists at the same time Steve protests, “You both have that same adorable little boy smile!” When Bucky scowls, Tony just adds, “It’s true,” while Steve nods and smiles.
“Okay, fine,” Bucky agrees, “but then Steve’s gotta be played by that nutcase from The Losers. Top secret government experiment and all, ya know?”
“Spooky stuff… Anal stuff,” Tony quotes, wiggling his eyebrows at Steve.
Steve touches his face. “He doesn’t even have the same jaw line. I don’t think he’s even big enough.”
Bucky shrugs. “He could work out. But it would have to be him. Anybody else would have to wear contacts to get those same baby blues you got.”
Steve smiles sweetly at Bucky before rounding on Tony. “Alright, you’ve been quiet. You’ve already had someone in mind for you, haven’t you?”
Tony quirks a smile and shrugs, making an obvious play at nonchalance. “Well. I am a big fan of the guy. I always thought he’d be perfect if they did a movie about me. Same charm and charisma.”
Bucky immediately starts laughing. Steve swats him to shut him up.
“Robert Downey, Jr., huh? I can see that working out,” Steve says, leaning in to kiss him on the cheek.
“Isn’t he short?” Bucky smirks, watching Tony level a glare on him. “Oh, wait. Does it matter? Since our actors would be taller anyway?”
Straightening up and swaggering into Bucky’s personal space, Tony practically puffs himself up to bump chests with Bucky.
“Aww, you’re so cute when you’re trying to be a big boy, half inch wrench,” Bucky mocks, kissing Tony on the nose since it’s on level with Bucky’s mouth.
“I’ll show you cute!” Tony growls, slamming Bucky back against the lockers to dive in for a rough kiss, snatching up Bucky’s bottom lip in his teeth.
“Alright, you two. Cut it out,” Steve laughs as he moves in to separate them. “You don’t want someone to come in here think we’re making out again. Fury would put us on janitor duty…”
Author: Chibimono Akuno
Fandom: Marvel Movie!verse -- Iron Man 1 & 2, Captain America, The Avengers
Pairing: Bucky/Steve/Tony
Rating: G
Word Count: 479
Warnings: Polygamous relationship.
Disclaimers: Not mine. Just pretending.
Summary: They discuss the casting options of their lives made into a movie.
A/N: A part of the arc Settling Into Place, in which our boys settle into a domestic life, or as domestic as they can get working for SHIELD. Takes place post-movie, canon-wise, and after the arc The Return Of Cold Days. Shifting Dynamics masterlist can be found here.
Shifting Dynamics:
Joss'ed
by Chibimono Akuno
“Bucky, the vampire slayer,” Tony says as Bucky steps out the decontamination shower.
“Do what?” Bucky asks, toweling his hair, happy to have it free of bat gore.
“Bucky, the vampire slayer. It should be a show. About you. And how you take down giant bats.”
Steve leans against the lockers, chiming in on the conversation. “Maybe we could get it directed by the guy that did Firefly?”
“No,” Bucky shakes his head. “I didn’t like what he did with the movie. Killing the preacher and the pilot… And River made me feel creeped out…”
“River creeps everyone out,” Tony adds.
“I’m not playing myself in this show, am I?” Bucky laughs, pulling on a clean SHIELD regulation bodysuit.
“Oh, that guy,” Tony snaps his fingers. “The one from Black Swan. He’s in the bar scene. Steve knows. He coos over him every time-”
“Sebastian Stan,” Steve nods knowing.
Bucky laughs. “Whatever. Don’t buy into Steve’s opinion. He does not look like me.”
“He does,” Tony insists at the same time Steve protests, “You both have that same adorable little boy smile!” When Bucky scowls, Tony just adds, “It’s true,” while Steve nods and smiles.
“Okay, fine,” Bucky agrees, “but then Steve’s gotta be played by that nutcase from The Losers. Top secret government experiment and all, ya know?”
“Spooky stuff… Anal stuff,” Tony quotes, wiggling his eyebrows at Steve.
Steve touches his face. “He doesn’t even have the same jaw line. I don’t think he’s even big enough.”
Bucky shrugs. “He could work out. But it would have to be him. Anybody else would have to wear contacts to get those same baby blues you got.”
Steve smiles sweetly at Bucky before rounding on Tony. “Alright, you’ve been quiet. You’ve already had someone in mind for you, haven’t you?”
Tony quirks a smile and shrugs, making an obvious play at nonchalance. “Well. I am a big fan of the guy. I always thought he’d be perfect if they did a movie about me. Same charm and charisma.”
Bucky immediately starts laughing. Steve swats him to shut him up.
“Robert Downey, Jr., huh? I can see that working out,” Steve says, leaning in to kiss him on the cheek.
“Isn’t he short?” Bucky smirks, watching Tony level a glare on him. “Oh, wait. Does it matter? Since our actors would be taller anyway?”
Straightening up and swaggering into Bucky’s personal space, Tony practically puffs himself up to bump chests with Bucky.
“Aww, you’re so cute when you’re trying to be a big boy, half inch wrench,” Bucky mocks, kissing Tony on the nose since it’s on level with Bucky’s mouth.
“I’ll show you cute!” Tony growls, slamming Bucky back against the lockers to dive in for a rough kiss, snatching up Bucky’s bottom lip in his teeth.
“Alright, you two. Cut it out,” Steve laughs as he moves in to separate them. “You don’t want someone to come in here think we’re making out again. Fury would put us on janitor duty…”