The story of the boy's that were... Never Brothers

[crossbow1]

Title: The story of the boy's that were... Never Brothers I like it when they start off with the bad punctuation right in the title.
Culprit: MyxLifexMyxWayX33, who lists her occupation as "Writerrrrr."
Mary Sue or Gary Stu: We should be so lucky.

Comments

[untilsally]

Hold up. It can't be the best fanfic ever if no one raped Mikey...

[crossbow1]

Are you kidding? Mikey was raped just by having this fic written about him!

[onemoreblackday]

your icon rules the freaking world

[boobookittifukk]

Oh my god. That hurt. So damn much.

[crossbow1]

I know... Going through it again, I thought "Maybe it really IS a joke. Maybe I'm missing something." But I looked at her profile again and I still think it's for real.

[miseracordia]

Mikey suffered a brain injury and fell into a coma.

How does one "fall into" a coma? Did he trip over one of his kids?

[crossbow1]

Probably.

[separateskies]

Huge lol at the lack of detail in this fic.

"Then came the band."
"The triplets grew up quickly."
"Mikey suffered a brain injury and fell into a coma." - Random brain injury out of nowhere, ORLY.
Best one: "Time passed and things got back to normal leaving the men to live happily ever after."

Oh look, things got back to normal! I wonder how? Who cares, everything's okay now!

[separateskies]

And omfg, she made a fucking video for this shit. This is truly an A+ badfic. I commend you.

[crossbow1]

It is.
What does your icon say? I can't read it.

[separateskies]

Ahaha it says "What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman." XD

[kimberly01]

"Then came the band."

Then my face met my palm.

[crossbow1]

I'm figuring that Mikey and Gerard must have been severely abused at some time between those first two sentences.