An oldie but a goodie

[separateskies]

The Mary Sue-icide Attempt... the plot twist we've come to know and love in the MCR fandom.

Title: [Bob]..could..you..put..this..to..my..head..?..[Bryar]-29  *sigh*
Author: TheBrokenBeatenFreak
Mary Sue: Bob Bryar and girlfriend Emma. No, rly.

Her story introduction: i would REALLY love you all if you didnt' throw things at me... or llamas for that

Comments

[crossbow1]

"I can't tell you I promised I wouldn't tell anyone." I said

The usual, molested by her uncle.

[separateskies]

Of course.

[lizatagious]

"I need Help!" I called. He came running into Emma's room. His eyes grew wide and exclaimed, "Dude, this is the worst plot twist ever!"

best sporkline ever imo.

[separateskies]

Ha! Thanks!

[boobookittifukk]

Oh god. That hurt. That seriously hurt.
The additional "m" in "memmories" made me cringe too. As if I wasn't already from the fic as a whole. =P

[separateskies]

[boobookittifukk]

THANK YOU. I'm going to need the whole bottle thanks.

[emotecontrol]

"I know. But I could have stoped her from doing this." I said. Looking at my hands. Thinking. It was probably. Because of. How much my grammar. Sucks.

lmao WIN

BAD FIC
Excellent Sporking of said fic.

Made my night. MABY She'll RITE sum more....

[separateskies]

Hah, thanks so much!

I sher hoep she writes moar!!1

[separateskies]

I really enjoyed sporking this fic. I don't know what's up with Suethor and her llamas, but haha yep, this one's flown off the looney handle, that's for sure.

IDEK. Either Gerard Way or music is her boyfriend. Yeeeahhh... I'm thinking it's music.

[anonymous]

first of all i wrote this and no i don't spell the best in the world. and second MUSIC IS MY BOYFRIEND! read the whole series and you would understand what has happened! man read the series before you comment!

[separateskies]

If you don't want people saying things about it, don't put it on the internet.