My new car is amazing. I have a date with one of the coolest women in the world tomorrow night, where I hope to learn how to ice skate.

Life is good.

Yeah, so, anyway. Haven't been here much. Little news...

I'm buying a Mini Cooper.

Start carrying around extra underwear; you'll wet yourself when you see it.

Today the stress of the week caught up with me in spades. Work was awful, to be honest. I'm very, very glad that this is a short week and that I don't need to go in tomorrow ( Read more... )

Let's list some bad party games. I'll start:

Six Degrees of Dr. Chris.

Go.

This last week I went snowboarding, went to Rocky Horror, had three dates, was told we could no longer use the internet at work, had my phone shut off, had a tremendous fight with my roommate, and my office flooded ( Read more... )

Now I understand the mentality behind why the United States can never disenage itself from long, pointless conflicts.

Ok, so a lot of weird stuff has been happening in my life lately and I am desperately searching for answers.

Case in point:
Why do women keep laughing when I kiss them? Is this a good or bad sign?

Any thoughts are much appreciated.

Went and saw Rocky Horror last night. 2nd time there and I felt damn near experienced compared with the very virgin heavy crew. There was some kind of significant difficulty with setting up the muppet PSA in the begining, so were treated to an extra 40 mintues of pre-show shows, but once the lips came up, the movie ran ok.

And, of course, ( Read more... )

Lindsey Jacobellis makes me a saaaad hedgehog :(

Does anyone have any suggestions for a first time snowboarder?

How about a really good recipe for peanut-butter cookies w/ chocolate chips?

What about any recomendations for nicotine gum?