Boston drivers quake in fear!

[cheesyhill]

It seems the state of Massachusetts was foolish enough to grant me an actual driver's license. I had to do an actual test and everything, so some poor sap even attested that I'm safe to be on the streets. Muahahaha!

Comments

[imzadi]

Oh my!!!

If you need someone else to attest to your abilities, I'll happily vouch for your ability to drive me off the road. You're welcome.

[cheesyhill]

What about my ability to drive you crazy with desire?

[mangosteen]

All that means is that you're now tagged as a willing participant.
Welcome to the zoo. :)

[cheesyhill]

Willing participant in WHAT exactly?

[mangosteen]

In the brutalist ballet known as Boston driving.

[muffyjo]

Well, as long as you can remember which side of the street to drive on, I'm not sure you can make matters much worse here. :)