my fist, your face, otp.

[championess]

Oh hell no! Hell. No!

Been there, done that, sure as hell ain't repeatin' it.

Whoever tries something funny with me today will get hurt. Badly.

...Orihime, I'll take the shift at the store today. Too many perverts in this place that would drop by just to take advantage.

Last I checked, there's no mistletoe in here.

[ooc; Obviously that's a

Comments

[doujin_dork]

This curse has happened before, then.

[championess]

Yeah, and they're shit.

[doujin_dork]

Oh, great, just great.

[championess]

What's the matter, Hiyori~? Scared of a lil' kissing?

[fivelifetimes]

What?! No, you can't work all by yourself!! I'm coming into work, too.

[championess]

No--

...I don't have the baseball bat with me.

[fivelifetimes]

But you said there's no mistletoe in the shop, right? So everything should be fine!

And isn't the spare one still in the back room?

[championess]

...you're right, it's there. And we need it still, because guys get frisky in winter and if they touch you, I can beat them off.

[strawberried]

...How did you get rid of it?

[championess]

I must repell the shit, I don't know. But I checked, and there is none.

[strawberried]

What the hell? It's all over the clinic!

[championess]

City must be compensating for you not getting any?

[omgkeigo]

[OH LOOK WHO HAPPENED TO WALK INTO THE STORE.]

acshunnnnnn

[championess]

Welco-- oh, Asano. [Goes back to reading her book.] What're you doing here?

acshunnnnnn

[omgkeigo]

[Strides up to the desk where Arisawa happens to be ignoring him and leans against it, craning his neck to try to get a look at what she's reading.]

Just felt like dropping by. Today seemed like a good day to watch movies.

acshunnnnnn

[championess]

[Still can't look him in the eyes after he saw her underwear. God. Pulls slightly back when he leans against the counter--is he trying to be smooth? Suave? Pf.] Well you know where they are.

Anything special?

[anti_buttons]

... I wouldn't be so sure.

[championess]

...yeah, well. Who'd dare.

[anti_buttons]

Only an idiot, I'm sure.

[championess]

Hey.

Somehow that feels like an insult.