Round 1
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Prompt Post No. 1
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Prompt Post No. 1
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Clint would find it hilarious, but he just wants people to stop throwing themselves at his boyfriend.
Hilarity ensues as Clint tries to fend off the baby agents and Coulson is oblivious.
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Phil hums around a mouthful of cheesecake, not at all making Clint want to taste it from his lips. Office rule is fucking stupid.
“I asked if there was more cheesecake, I got more cheesecake,” Phil says, like it’s that simple and Clint is being silly. It’s sort of the slow explanatory voice he uses when he has to explain an Earth custom to Thor and can’t send him to ask Jane. Which mostly means that Thor is inquiring about Earth dating customs. Clint sometimes wishes he could bring popcorn to those conversations ( ... )
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“It’s just a scratch, stop freaking out,” Natasha tells him, from where she’s leaning against the wall and watching Clint pace.
“Tom’s on duty,” he tells her, and when she just continues staring at him he realises he needs to explain a bit further. “He really enjoys the part where he gets his hands all over Phil.”
He probably deserves the eyeroll, but complaining about that is easier than saying he worries. Easier than admitting that when Phil went off the comms for forty-three seconds Clint was aware of each of them passing and they seemed like fucking years. Easier than saying that he’s pathetically grateful to Bruce for smashing the hell out of the robot attacking Phil and a little pissed that it took so long and ended with Phil getting knocked out for a moment.
He suspects Natasha gets it anyway, but he’s not actually saying it ( ... )
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Also?
This just keeps getting better and better!
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Thanks for reading and commenting! I'm happy you're enjoying this :)
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Clint, however, can’t hold it in. “Married life so boring you have to live vicariously through Phil?” he asks, and then catches Steve’s look, realising. Phil, he said Phil, not Coulson. Steve offers him a nod and a small smile, and of course he figured it out, he’s not an idiot and he is interested in the well-being of his team. And Phil is a part of that team, whatever he says ( ... )
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Okay anon it's official this is frakking BRILLIANT! You have made my night with this. :D
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It’s not that surprising. She’s been doing well on the articulating her feelings front, even asking Phil about his lunch plans once or twice (Phil is still oblivious as to where that’s going, bless), and the gossip clearly hasn’t trickled down to the junior non-field personnel yet.
It’s not like they’ve been doing any rooftops shouting, after all. People get told when it comes up. Hill obviously already knew, because she’s kind of like Natasha and Fury combined and has spies everywhere, but now she does things like mentioning it when Clint ends up in medical again and she tells Phil to leave cleanup to her and go pace the corridor for a while.
Sitwell just looks at them for a long while and then nods slowly. “Hey, that explains... actually, it explains a lot.”
Phil actually tells Muriel, and asks if his boyfriend could get some more cheesecake, please, and the weirdest thing is that it works. And she practically coos at them and then tell Clint to take good care of Agent Coulson ( ... )
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Phil Coulson, everyone. Can plan scenarios A to N for every mission and then up to V in case something goes wrong (X, Y, and Z are improvised on the spot), but doesn’t notice that a pretty girl has been trying to ask him out for months. It takes skill.
“I don’t think that would be appropriate, Agent Wendell,” Phil says, and yeah, there’s awkwardness in full swing, Clint remembers that. Good times, except not. It took a fucking near-death experience for them to get their shit together.
At least now he can help.
Fine, most people wouldn’t call pointedly kissing Phil in the middle of cafeteria during rush hour helpful, but most people can shut up.
“Oh,” Julia says, and then sits there awkwardly for the full half minute Clint makes the kiss last.
He’s just driving the point home.
Pun hopefully intended.
“Clint,” Phil says once Clint pulls back (and he’d like to point out he was the one to pull ( ... )
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Thanks for reading!
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