Voicemail

Nov 27, 2008 00:00

"Hi. This is Zayne Carrick. You've reached my voicemail, but if you leave a message I'll be sure to get back to you ask quickly as possible."

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justwantsquiet January 18 2009, 19:39:02 UTC
[from here!]

"What is wrong with you? Do you get some kind of joy out of leaving obscene messages for people who are not interested? I'm not interested in your bed, or your 'presents,' or goodness knows what your weird little provocative thingie is. Leave me alone, you sick, sick weirdo."

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Crazy Phone Day the_merriest January 18 2009, 22:31:23 UTC
(Intended for Reno ...)

"Hey, sexy. You know, now that I'm in a single? You really ought to just break in and handcuff yourself to the bed, already. Wear something awesome, or don't wear anything at all. You know you won't be wearing it long ..."

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