breast-feeding

[casi_casi]

Title: Breast-Feeding
Characters: Xabi Alonso / Steven Gerrard, Daniel Agger / Steve Finnan, Fernando Torres, Harry Kewell, Javier Mascherano.
Warnings: Some language.
Disclaimer: Imagination - it's a beautiful thing, no?
Summary: Xabi needs some parenting help. He's come to the wrong people.
Notes: Seven-way conversation, so I really hope you can

Comments

[tessalonso]

Love how they get their English so mixed up! The results are hilarious. :D

[casi_casi]

I'd love to think they do actually get their English mixed up like that :)

Thanks for reading and commenting!

[xmrbrightside89]

this is so HILARIOUS!
I can't stop laughing and besides Nando trying to speak english is the best thing ever <3
;) keep going

[casi_casi]

Aw thanks a lot hun! Glad you like it :)

[moriker]

Seriously?

Laugh.My.Ass.Off. This has got to be great! EVen greater if there were names beside the speech so dear ol' me can properly 'to' identify who speak 'on' who.
Wow. Talk 'of' broken english. Lol. Bad, Nino.

[casi_casi]

Oh, I tried to make it as easy as possible to understand who was speaking to whom with the characters saying each other's names, their different accents, etc. But I understand it probably is still a little difficult - sorry about that!

Glad you still laughed, though! Thanks for reading and commenting :)

[alejaboo]

*has major head ache* that was a lot to to understand! and daniel has 2 younger siblings, i think he knows a thing or 10 about kids (he does have their names tattooed to his ribs after all), and the image of dan with kids *disolves in laughter*

though the image of a nagore after xabi fails to buy the things, oh, my!

maybe it's just me, but this deserves a sequel, yes is a bit hard to understand for me, then again english is not my first language. but fernandi is just precious and angry!finns is so hilarious and harry pissing them off and 'fuck off'!masch

[casi_casi]

Ahh! *massages head* I really didn't intend for it to be hard to understand - I'm sorry!
But I'm glad you found it funny :)

though the image of a nagore after xabi fails to buy the things, oh, my!
LOL. He can just blame it on his unhelpful teammates.

Thanks for reading and commenting!

[seebutterflies]

HAHAH; that was absolutely blissful.

"Xabi needs equipment. For breast-feeding. You have a baby and therefore a wife who feeds her with her breasts-"
"What you say about my wife's breasts? Fuck off!"
Yeah, I found that really hysterical.

And Fernando is just amazing throughout.
"What is 'witty'?"
"Nobody here, so don't worry about what it means, you'll never have to use it."

Loved it. Going into memories for whenever I need a good laugh.

[casi_casi]

*grins* Fernando is so fun to write.

Glad you liked it, thanks for the lovely comment!