LIveJournal, have I forsaken thee? Not quite. I simply have been MIA. But I still have thoughts. Here's a bastardized version of what's going on inside my head at the moment ( Read more... )

I wish people would stop making animated videos where they've pasted their own picture onto the head of said animated figure so they can (Oh, how silly it is!) watch themselves "dance" stupidly as an elf of a leprechaun or...whatever.

It's not funny. It's not clever. It's just dumb. I hate those stupid things.

Hate, I say.

The weather's gorgeous. ( Read more... )

This weekend was both good and bad. I have thoughts. I'll put them here ( Read more... )

I was just getting ready for bed, when the best commercial ever aired.

A whirling mass of Reese's Peanut Butter eggs, and Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" playing. Seriously, I couldn't have produced the ad better myself. It's as if the company was reading my chocolate-obsessed mind.

It may seem unholy, but Lord, help! Reese's eggs definitely have ( Read more... )

There is a dog at our day care who has been with us since before Christmas. His owner dropped him off in late December with the pick-up date listed as December 31st ( Read more... )

Dear Consumers,

Fuck you.

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that too harsh? Tough shit. I thought I'd just handle you with the same amount of respect you show your retail and fast food workers. Yes, I know the "customer is always right." Having working in retail all my life, I've gotten my fair share of how "right" you can be. I understand that sometimes we, the ( Read more... )

 He is. Gary Coleman was on the Today show this morning. And, for no reason other than to annoy me and to make herself famous, his new wifey pooh was there all slouched, as usual, and looking like about as lively as a wet mop in a coma. I don't even really know what Coleman was being interviewed about but, before bashing his former work and then ( Read more... )

Okay. So the Girl Scout cookie craving started this weekend. It nearly passed me by that it was cookie time. Now that I live in a "real city," I don't encounter girl scouts the way I used to. Surely, though, someone would have connections.

I started asking around and no one had any inkling as to where I could get my hands on some cookies. I decided ( Read more... )

I'd like to say that it is confirmed I've found my place in life. At least, if you are considering the people that surround me. There are good ideas, GREAT IDEAS, a-brewin'. I can't say much, other than there is a van involved. And mom jeans.

You'll love it. Trust me.

Also...when you're drinking at a bar, and a guy comes pops up unexpectedly like, ( Read more... )

This is an open letter to the Credit Services Department at the Swedish Covenant Hospital where, according to them, "technology changes, compassion does not."

Yes, I called several weeks ago regarding my hospital bill from January when I was was admitted because I'd spent the better part of my Friday night vomiting out everything I'd consumed in the ( Read more... )