A Pirate, I Am Not.

[carrie_leigh]

Over the years, I've told you folks some pretty awful, Horrific Adult Stories. These are embarrassing, humiliating, tales that hopefully make you all feel better about yourselves.

Buckle up. Here's the King High Poobah of all the Horrific Adult Stories. If you're squeamish, or if you enjoy me as a person who you've never thought of as possibly the

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[jandjsalmon]

Oh my word! Poor Nolan and the jellyfish stings. (You didn't have to pee on them, right? O.o)

I hope it won't take you another 14 years to try again... though I'm immensely impressed that you even tried this time after your honeymoon experience. I think you deserve a cookie for that!

[carrie_leigh]

Yes, Poor Nolan.

No, I did NOT pee on him. There needs to be a little mystery in the marriage, right?

I'll take the cookie, thanks.

[jandjsalmon]

Mystery indeed. I'm one of those married people who still closes the en suite door because some things are meant to be forever private. :)

[13oct]

Ouch. I hope both you and Nolan are feeling better.

Dont shoot me, but I actually think of you when ever I see dolphins. :)

*hugs*

[carrie_leigh]

We recovered nicely. Had a three hour nap and it was all better. :)

I would expect you to, Mala! I mean, come ON.

[13oct]

ICON LOVE!! :)))

[eustacia_vye28]

::hugs:: Not an experience I'd want to repeat, either. :(

But the piccies of you and the family are wonderful.

[carrie_leigh]

Thanks! We did have a good time, other than that one isolated incident.

[seegrim]

Wow, just ugh. I think you're right in avoiding the open seas from here on out. Poor Nolan and the jellyfish. :(

On the up side though, I love the pictures! The boys are growing up so fast, and you, as always look beautiful. Nolan's a prize, too. I'm not neglecting him. ;)

[carrie_leigh]

Nolan was NOT HAPPY. I don't know that he hates jellyfish like I hate dolphins, but it's a close call.

Both the boys are in middle school this year. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!

[heyurs]

*mumbles* ---> I told you to sit on them. >.< *hmpf*

[carrie_leigh]

I KNOW YOU DID! I tried, I really did.

[mollywheezy]

Poor both of you! *HUGS*

Actually, I can make you feel better about vomiting in public . . . I threw up on a bus in Greece, and not discreetly. Thankfully, I had a plastic bag with me, and managed to remove the contents and throw up into it, but then I was carrying around a plastic bag of vomit. At the next stop there was not a trash can! So I was still carrying around a plastic bag of vomit . . . long enough for everyone on the bus to ask me what was in it. :P

My husband and I joke constantly about the "adventures" we have when travelling and he still teases me about the Tennis Fiasco of '96 which was our honeymoon story, but we aboslutely cannot top The Attack of the Horny Dolphin. ROTFL. ;D

I don't blame you for hating dolphins. *HUGS*

Your family is beautiful! :)

[carrie_leigh]

I never thought of myself as having a weak stomach, but I totally do. Airplanes, car trips, you name it. Embarrassing.

Thanks for understanding my psychosis. It makes me feel better.

And thanks. I like my little family, too.