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[bendersgotback]

WHO: Bender and anyone who walks by!
WHERE: A small park somewhere in the City.
WHEN: Friday evening.
WARNINGS: None!
SUMMARY: Bender's rescue shelter turned out to be more of a metal pile, but Bender is going to at least save himself.
FORMAT: Action to start, whatever afterwards!

Comments

oh bender you flatterer

[i_seethestrals]

[ Luna had been rummaging in her pockets, looking for a bit of spare change, since she was sure whatever poor soul lived here needed it more. Then she saw the toy gun. And took a step back. And then saw her robot buddy. And took many steps back. ]

Bender...?

I wouldn't describe myself like that, but thank you, I think. [ Stepping a bit closer now. Not too close, though. ] What are you doing?

he can't help it if he's charming

[bendersgotback]

[Bender leans out of the opening a bit more, getting a better view who was in front of him.]

Oh, I don't know. Maybe just protecting myself from a homicidal maniac.

[...]

Who isn't me.

who doesn't want to bite that shiny metal ass

[i_seethestrals]

Are you in trouble?

[ Luna looks concerned. Not enough to come closer, but it's the worry that counts. ]

And...are you sure? After all, the machine could be playing tricks with us again, and duplicates of people are known to have anger issues. Then again, there are a lot of people here who fit the description of homicidal maniac, don't you think?

no one that's who

[bendersgotback]

Of course I'm sure! And there's a very specific murderer who shows up at this time of year, and I'd rather not get caught by him. Hence, the shelter.

[He knocks on it to show off his work, but half of the steel sheet just slips off and falls onto the ground.]

...Well, it'll be better by Eksmas Eve.