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[bestkindofcrazy]

[Here's Harry, walking down the street, communicator hanging from his belt...]

[Which would be normal except the streets are not in the City, but Chicago.]

That smug bitch. Nice bit of dramatic irony there. Why not dump me in the middle of my city just to remind me why there's no point in going home? Why the hell not?

[He picks up the communicator,

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[voice]

[a_relative_hero]

Uhh...I don't know if anything like that has happened before. But...

Can we all please stop attacking and antagonizing the Porter? I mean there's enough trouble going on in the City right now. We really don't need need someone ticking off the Porter bad enough that it takes it out on the rest of us or worse, the innocent people living here. And if by some chance someone does damage or destroy the Porter...do we really even know what that will do?

Do...do you need a hand getting back to the City?

[voice]

[bestkindofcrazy]

[This is Harry taking a very long, very shaky breath. He is furious right now, but he knows sense when he hears it. Sometimes.]

...Ok. Ok, yeah. All I did was kick it. And then. Uh. Slightly threaten it with total destruction. I should be ok. As long as, you know, whatever chaos has been going on in my absence hasn't taken out the rail system.

What's going on in the City? I'm kind of out of the loop. By several weeks, apparently. My partner was going to fill me in, but...yeah.

[voice]

[a_relative_hero]

I don't know how the rail systems are, sir. They might still be damaged from the Crabhammers' attacks.

Right now, nothing that makes sense. I mean there were people mentioning crazy boxes that made clones and took them to space and I found a water gun that turned a rock into an angry lion and now there are these freaky snowman things around and bikes are to trying to kill people and there's not apparently something living under peoples' beds...[He sighs.] It's crazy.

[voice]

[bestkindofcrazy]

Ohhhhhhhhhkay. So I haven't missed much, then. Just the same old same old.

Right. Can't use the Ways, can't use the trains...yes. Yes, help would be appreciated. Otherwise by the time I get back to the City Tonks is going to be ready to kill me.

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[incywincyhero]

Hey, but now you're really one of us. And doesn't that make you feel special?

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[bestkindofcrazy]

Uh. Spidey. Not that it in any way diminishes my hero-worship, but did you actually think about that sentence?

voice;

[incywincyhero]

Man, you really don't know me nearly as well as you say you do if you think for a second that I think for a second about anything I say.

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[bestkindofcrazy]

Touche. Thinking is for losers, right?

[bestkindofcrazy]

Oh goodie, another thing to worry about. At least Chicago's nice at this time of year.

[vision_in_stone]

Heyyyy, Magic man! I was wondering where you'd got off to.

[bestkindofcrazy]

Eh, you know, nowhere in particular.

Seriously. I just did the time warp.

[vision_in_stone]

Time warp, huh? Sounds like you made the Porter mad. I saw your other post, haha.

[bestkindofcrazy]

All I did was kick it. The threatening it with hexes came after she threatened me, that was self-defence.

[zapswithmagic]

What happened...?

[bestkindofcrazy]

The bitch in the Porter zapped me to Chicago when I threatened it.

[zapswithmagic]

Oh. Do you need any help getting back...? I can teleport...

[bestkindofcrazy]

Houston gave me a lift. A really motion-sickness-y lift. I'm good. Just, you know, royally pissed off.