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Apr 15, 2011 01:27

Dresden and Tonks
Wizards

Lost items found
Paranormal investigations
Consulting
Advice

Reasonable rates
No love potions, endless purses or other entertainment

Not at home to Mr Magic Doesn't Exist
Mobs with pitchforks, please use the back entrance

[There follows an office address and non-communicator phone number]

[As well as being sent out across the ( Read more... )

† harry dresden | captain awesome

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[ text; ] afriendtosell April 15 2011, 00:47:12 UTC

takes stones to put yourself out there like that.

[Text] bestkindofcrazy April 15 2011, 00:54:21 UTC

Stones or a terminal case of idiocy. I like to think stones.

Hell, it's not like I'm qualified for any other job. It was this or stacking shelves.

[Text] afriendtosell April 15 2011, 00:55:48 UTC

one business isn't so different than the other. just have to keep minding whose toes your stepping on.

[Text] bestkindofcrazy April 15 2011, 00:59:26 UTC

Trust me, buddy, I have more than enough experience in stepping on toes, I know what I'm doing.

Kinda.

I lasted this long, that's a good sign, right?

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[video] hoaryhosts April 15 2011, 01:13:53 UTC

What would you define as "other entertainment"?

[video] bestkindofcrazy April 15 2011, 01:18:55 UTC

Well, I would define that as holy crap you're Doctor Strange.

Then I'd probably go on to mention the fact that a lot of people mix up 'wizard' and 'magician' or want me to make like Gandalf and create magical fireworks and that's. Uh. Not my area of expertise. I'd probably whine on about stupid people at some length. But the first bit's the important bit. So yeah.

Holy crap you're Doctor Strange.

[video] hoaryhosts April 15 2011, 02:14:27 UTC

[Strange seems amused by this reaction. Can you see his ego glowing? Probably.]

Indeed, I am. I take it I'm a television celebrity in your universe or something of the like? I assure you, all accounts of... Well, anything you've heard have been greatly exaggerated.

I'm a sorcerer. I believe you would consider that something else entirely? I've never cared much for the semantics of magic myself, and I'm perfectly capable of conjuring magical fireworks, if the mood strikes.

[video] bestkindofcrazy April 15 2011, 02:24:11 UTC

Something of the like. And $20 says they aren't.

Eh. By 'magician' I mean stage magician. Nothing against stage magicians, hell, I can do a few card tricks myself, but back home I kept getting calls to do children's parties. Seriously.

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. voice i_seethestrals April 15 2011, 01:35:07 UTC

You're being very kind to mobs.

I am good at finding lost things, if you need help.

voice bestkindofcrazy April 15 2011, 01:49:21 UTC

I do my best.

Well, I guess we need to have a job to need help with it. But I'll put you in my Rolodex.

voice i_seethestrals April 15 2011, 04:24:17 UTC

That would be more important, wouldn't it. A client, I mean.

... but thank you.

voice bestkindofcrazy April 18 2011, 21:30:27 UTC

Hey, if the work here's a zillionth as hard going as it is back home, I'll need all the help I can get.

[Even if he's already decided that there's no way in hell he's dragging her into anything dangerous, because she's a KID and he's Harry.]

fliesacomet260 April 18 2011, 12:52:45 UTC

Brilliant.

bestkindofcrazy April 18 2011, 18:10:11 UTC

It's cool with you, right? I know I didn't go over it with you before I printed it, that was kind of dumb of me. I should've checked.

fliesacomet260 April 18 2011, 18:32:56 UTC

It's fine. I don't have a problem with it.

bestkindofcrazy April 18 2011, 21:34:59 UTC

Awesome. You get your own desk and everything, I hope you're very honored.

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