Dec 06, 2010 18:36
[the video screen flickers to life revealing only darkness for the moment. There's a lot of fumbling about before suddenly a female London accent filters through the comm]
Wotcher!
Bit dark here, isn't it? Yeah, some light that's what we need. Lumos [light bursts from the tip of what looks to be a wand, illuminating the woman's features, in particular her bubblegum pink hair and the grin she's wearing.] There we go! That's much better, isn't it?
Wow. Isn't this something? Strange, too, mind, considering that the last thing I remember is taking the kids to King's Cross and now suddenly I'm in... America, I think? But, still, this is pretty amazing! Definitely worth a look about!
[she's so busy talking that she doesn't notice the lamp post in her path until she walks straight into it. She takes a few stumbling steps backwards, rubbing her forehead]
Merlin's beard, that hurt. [her collision with the lamp post caused her dogtags to jingle and it's only then does she notice them. As she reads them, her pink hair turns a fiery red; clearly she's annoyed] 'Nymphadora Tonks'... Blimey, how many times do I have to say it?! Don't call me Nymphadora! It's bad enough my fool of a Mum saddled me with the awful name, I don't want it catching on!
Please, call me Tonks.
Now, would anyone mind telling me what exactly is going on?
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