Well I've had a lovely time, Bargarites, but I think it's quite time I was off. I'm certain there's some galaxy in need of saving or...something. You know. Duty calls, and all that.

[Private to Nick (Neal)]

One truth before I go?

[Private to Warren]

I'm sure you'll find yourself another warden to support your self-mutilation who won't be ( Read more... )

[Vala has been eating this flood up, watching people get schmoopy or snarky. But now she's bored, and would like to, you know, star in the movie instead of watch it. It's just not fair, she never gets to be in the show.]

Honestly, is it too much to ask for a dozen roses? Or chocolates? Because I certainly wouldn't say no to either.

[Oh, guess who's in the north wing? Guess who DOES NOT want to be in the north wing? Yes, that's right. Vala. That rushing water you here? That's...rushing water. She's flailing around, trying to steady herself. Then there's a big splash, because steadying didn't go so well.]

Someone get me out of here now!

Warren? Hello, I'm Vala. Before we get into specifics, [LIKE WHY HE IS MISSING FINGERS OH GOD] I'd like to know how long you're planning to stick around.

Well, this has all been very interesting and even moderately enlightening, so thank you all very much for walking about in extremely ill fitting clothes. It's been extremely entertaining for me in several ways.

Now, when is it ending?

[Private to Erik]

Music Man! [Of the icky faces. :c] ...Are you still a man?

[Private to Jack Shepard]Not ( Read more... )

Music Man! Guess who your new warden is.

I demand compensation, Admiral! I want the equivalent value of that necklace. It wasn't enough to throw us back on board naked, with zombies clawing at us, you had to take all our things! I wasn't aware signing on meant not getting to keep any loot we found.

...Oh, and I think my inmate's vanished.

I need a cell phone for my inmate. Does anybody have one I can have borrow?

Do they even work here?

All right Bargians! Barge...dwellers? Barge people! Hello there. [Have a big, flirty kind of smile.] My name is Vala Mal Doran, and I'll be working here with you lot for a bit. [She leans in, very hush-hush like.] Now, how long does it usually take, redeeming an inmate? I figure a week or two, then tch [She makes a quick gesture with her thumb, ( Read more... )

( I thought we imposed a moratorium on cultural references I wouldn't understand. )