Caprica

[candesgirl]

Okay, first one to write me a nice steamy bit of Zoe/Tamara wins a prize! Or, you know, you could write some Tomas/Daniel because HOLY FUCK chemistry. Might I suggest one fucking the other right into the ground right before that all important...exchange near the end? And for the love of the frakking gods, use that knife in a different way...) **ETA

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I bet you can't even tell that I have no idea what Caprica is.

[tawg]

So, once there were these two chicks called Zoe and Tamara, even though Tamara isn't a real name and is totally one of those names that authors use when they're ashamed of the dragon stories they're publishing. Anyway, there were these two chicks and there were in space or something and space is totally boring because it's really freaking big but there's not actually a whole lot going on in it. That's why it's called 'space' and not 'holyshit adventureplace', or something. Anyway, they were totes bored, so they decided to go and hang out in the sauna (because all spaceships have a sauna - it's a union compliance thing). And while they were there they got into a fight because I don't know, Zoe was hogging all the steam or something. It's totally something she would do. So they did the girly slap thing, and then they were totally wrestling in the steam, with their union-provided towels falling by the wayside, and then Tamara (ifthat'sherrealname) slipped or something and they were TOTALLY making out. Also, it was really steamy. The ende

Re: I bet you can't even tell that I have no idea what Caprica is.

[dragonlit]

ROFL! After the silly that was SPN on a dude ranch tonight, I read this and just confirmed your insanity. Not quite what candes was probably going for but such a laugh. (And yah, I watch Caprica so can probaably say that with some sense of certainty.) Great job!! *g*

Re: I bet you can't even tell that I have no idea what Caprica is.

[tawg]

Pfft. This is a masterpiece and you know it :p

Re: I bet you can't even tell that I have no idea what Caprica is.

[candesgirl]

ROFL. ILU. And this. Totally an amazing story. ;)

[severinne]

OMG WOMAN. Seriously, if I weren't panicking over the Ficathon story I have due Sunday and have been neglecting in favour of my gentleman-friend's bed (and sofa... etc.), I would totally be writing that right frakking now. Well, it really would be a close thing between tackling that Zoe/Tamara awesomeness and the molten-hot tension between Daniel and all his frakked up Tauron boyfriends. As far as I'm concerned, he can frak Joseph, Sam AND Tomas. Or get frakked by them. Simultaneously. Nnnnghhh. *braingasm*

[candesgirl]

Good GODS woman, that's just...Daniel getting frakked by all three of those fucking gorgeous, dangerous Tauron men..nrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. WANT WANT WAAAAAAAAAAAANT.

Seriously, how awesome is this show? WHY THE FRAK IS NO ONE WATCHING IT? Word is SyFy will decide by 11/15 if it will be renewed, which looks unlikely, but man...it's SO good! It's dark and sexy and twisted and intelligent...

Oh and hey, time on your man's sofa, bed, counters, flat surfaces...it's all good babe ;)

[severinne]

FRAK, I KNOW. Seriously, shouldn't even have typed that because now my pervy mind is whirling with this twisted-dark orgy that utterly lays waste to Daniel's pretty white-on-white decor... probably with Tomas and Sam taking it in turns and Joseph just sitting back and watching until Daniel frakking begs him to join in.

Umm... yeah. Not that I have time to write it or anything. Uh-uh.

Why it doesn't have a wider following is beyond me, it's really quite amazing and everyone I know who's watched it loves the shit out of it. I'd be pretty damn gutted if it got cancelled but all sorts of brilliant shows have been axed for lesser reasons... *coughFireflycough*

And yes. It was all good. Very, very good. *g*