safest of intros

[misswexler]

[Caroline is sitting on top of her trunk. She's got her new laptop, she's got her old luggage, she's squinting down the barrel of the shotgun. It may be pointing dangerously towards bystanders. The safety is off. She's fiddling with...things.

Beware.]

Hey, does anyone know how to use this thing?

Comments

[baconstripping]

Rule number one of guns! Do not point your weapon at a person. That includes your own face. Give me that.

[misswexler]

[takes her finger off the trigger, lowers the barrel a little] It really is kind of exploding in your hand, huh.

[baconstripping]

Mm.

[misswexler]

Have you had to use one here?

[baconstripping]

Had to? No.

[misswexler]

Everybody is really relaxed about the zombies.

[baconstripping]

[snorts]

[misswexler]

They're creepy.

[baconstripping]

They can stay for all I care. They are by far less obnoxious than the people here. They don't even try to talk to me. It's amazing.

[misswexler]

[EVERYBODY KEEPS TALKING SMACK ABOUT THE OTHER CAMPERS, IT'S WEIRDING HER OUT.] What about the trying to eat you part?

[baconstripping]

I'd like to see them try.

[misswexler]

[that's right, you're Shotgun Dude. she grins at you] I'm feeling better about my chances, too.

[and raises the gun again, sighting carefully]

[baconstripping]

Good! You have the constitutional right to keep and bear arms. Don't take it for granted.

[misswexler]

Sir, yes, sir! [some mischief in her tone of voice, but it's probably drowned out by the next shot. PRACTICIN']

[baconstripping]

[atta girl]