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[kepthishead]

[AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE: Your character finds themselves handcuffed to a table with a handy card nearby telling them that the handcuffs will only be released if they find out three things about five people that they did not know before, and the three things cannot be "their name, age and where they are from".  The card also helpfully points out that

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[coreofthematter]

What in the name of creamed corn's goin' on here?

[a hoof is cuffed to the leg of the table... at least it's a hind and not a front.]

[kepthishead]

I don't know! If I knew, I could avoid it.

[coreofthematter]

I don't mind makin' new friends, but this ain't gonna put anyone in a friendly mood.

[kepthishead]

Isn't that the point?

[coreofthematter]

... Ta meet folks when you're as put out as a soggy pie?

[kepthishead]

This place doesn't want us to succeed, and it would be a mistake to think otherwise.

[coreofthematter]

Well then, all we gotta do is prove it wrong an' show it we can succeed. It ain't that hard!

[kepthishead]

Very well. I'm Elliot Nightray.

[coreofthematter]

The name's Applejack. Nice ta meet ya, even if the circumstances ain't so great.

[kepthishead]

...do you have any unusual abilities like Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash?

[coreofthematter]

No sirree, just a regular ol' pony here. Unless ya count applebuckin' and farmin' as an unusual ability.

[kepthishead]

You're the first pony I've met that can do those things, so I would.

[coreofthematter]

We're a pretty unusual bunch. What about yourself? Got any special talents?

[kepthishead]

I don't consider them unusual, but I am very good at swordplay and music.

[coreofthematter]

Well those sound like some mighty fine interests ta me! What sorta music do ya play?

[kepthishead]

Classical; I play piano and I write my own compositions.