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[After a day of rains, the cornfields seem to be doing well...really well if you include those giant green pods among the stalks. Were they even there yesterday? And if that isn't weird enough some of the gorillas have begged off their early morning routine of harassing campers to start farming them, where to or for what there's no way to tell. But

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[coreofthematter]

[trotting up after her own conversation with Ramona]

Afternoon, Roxie! I was wonderin' if I could talk with ya a bit.

[lesbeserious]

... hi. What?

[coreofthematter]

Ramona mentioned that she talked with y'all about lettin' me stay in your room...? Would that be all right? I don't mean ta impose if it ain't.

[lesbeserious]

[oh god damn it Ramona Flowers]

... that's... not really what we talked about. She asked if you could stay in the place I stay in, and I told her to talk to the person who actually owns it, and then she apparently didn't listen. Have you met Bowser? Gigantic turtle lizard thing, spikes on his shell, hard to miss.

[coreofthematter]

Uhh, Mrs. Hughes, right? She told me she's gone now... That might be why? I didn't think Ramona'd be one to give misleadin' information. But uh, I sure as sugar haven't come across any turtle lizards.

[lesbeserious]

[suppressing a reaction to "I didn't think Ramona'd be one to give misleadin' information"]

... dude, I don't live in the dorms. I live in a gym/fortress run by a supervillain.

[coreofthematter]

... Well, that's one heckuva hay bale to clear up.

[lesbeserious]

... yes. Yes it is. There's... probably some livable space or Bowser could make some, but yeah.

[coreofthematter]

Ya said he's a supervillain? There seem to be a few of those guys runnin' around these parts...

Sorry 'bout this whole thing. I didn't mean to trample on any toes.

[lesbeserious]

I guess.

It's fine, I guess. You might want to find somewhere a little less... deathtrap and retreating underground-prone, but I can always ask.

[coreofthematter]

--Hold the haybales, whaddya mean by 'deathtrap'? Is where you're stayin' safe?

[lesbeserious]

It's safe for me.

[coreofthematter]

If ya say so. Sounds like this place is somethin' I should pass up. Thanks for talkin' with me about it.

[lesbeserious]

It's no big deal.