[FLU SHOTS]

[d_d_doctor_dick]

[Outside the hospital today there is a sign reading:

FLU VACCINES
probablyThere is a table with a bunch of miscellaneous medical stuff, much of which has nothing to do with vaccination, laid out underneath the sign. Manning the table is camp's scruffiest doctor

Comments

[nosenolimits]

Seriously?

[d_d_doctor_dick]

'parently.

[nosenolimits]

So what's the catch, other than... you?

[d_d_doctor_dick]

Fuck if I know.

[nosenolimits]

Are you even gonna wash your hands?

[d_d_doctor_dick]

[...squirts disinfected from a purell bottle into his hands]

Happy?

[nosenolimits]

Not that I was even considering it in the first place, but thanks I think I'll pass.

[d_d_doctor_dick]

[lights a cigarette with those freshly sanitized hands]

Arright, no lollipop fer you. Yer loss.

[nosenolimits]

Why would I put anything from a guy like you in my mouth?

[d_d_doctor_dick]

Yer pretty quick ta make assumptions.

[nosenolimits]

[pointing to a ridiculous looking gadget on the table]

Do you even know what that is?!

[d_d_doctor_dick]

S'a speculum. An' no, I don't know why Camp decided I needed one t' do vaccines with.

[nosenolimits]

I don't wanna know, do I.

[d_d_doctor_dick]

Prob'ly not.