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[For everyone taking refuge from the rain in the Mess Hall, a small bird is likely to land carefully in front of you. She has a very important question!]

Um, hi. I was wondering if you've ever turned into an animal, especially if you didn't even break any rules? And, um, if you've never been an animal, what kind do you think you'd turn into?

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[burgercraving]

Gross.

[burgercraving]

Somehow I doubt that.

[00_07]

You shouldn't! I don't lie because I don't want to be like my sister. She always lies.

[burgercraving]

You know, if you're lying about this right now, you're gonna go to hell. It's like double lying.

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I'm not lying.

... sometimes I tell people that I can't tell them the truth, but I don't lie.

[burgercraving]

Aw, aren't you the saint.

[00_07]

... you don't really think that, do you?

[burgercraving]

I'm gonna call up the Pope the moment I get out of here to let him know what he's missing.

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You don't have to tell anyone...

[sutureourfuture]

[SURE ARE OVERHEARING THIS CONVERSATION AND SURE DON'T LIKE IT]

[burgercraving]

[oh, well]

[sutureourfuture]

[if there are tiny sparrow tears there'll be more than just unsubtle glaring going on]

[burgercraving]

Do you need something?

[sutureourfuture]

Nothing. Just watch what you say to the bird.

[burgercraving]

She landed by me.

[sutureourfuture]

Doesn't mean she had to land by a shitty attitude like yours. Watch it.