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[verydurable]

[TODAY IN CAMP or possibly a day or two ago, timestreams being what they are: there's a mighty crash that sets the silo to swaying. at its top, a man and a squid are locked together as no man and squid should be. clearly an epic battle has begun. drama! carnage! shounen spirit

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[derepathy]

What THE HELL is going on!?

[verydurable]

Just a friendly wrestling match!

[derepathy]

OH MY GOD, ARE YOU FILMING A PORNO

[verydurable]

Eh--W--What?! That's disg-aaaughh!

[WHO JUST GOT CUPCHECKED BY MARCY?]

[pandoraboxed]

[just what are you doing]

. . . for what purpose are you harming the squid?

[verydurable]

[HARMING? it's got me hung up by one foot]

Let me at him and I'll show you!

[pandoraboxed]

[okay I retract that statement also you look hilarious]

It's not a he.

[verydurable]

Huh?

[chicksdigfuzz]

Dude, leave the squid alone. What did she ever do to you?

[verydurable]

Why does everybody keep saying that?!

[chicksdigfuzz]

Because she’s not attacking anybody and you’re just going to piss her off. I don’t want to be man-handled by a squid just because you needed to punch something in the face.

[verydurable]

I couldn't find her face anyway!

[sure is getting squeezed]

[regretnooothing]

What... are you doing? Do you need help?

[verypointed]

No no, he's fine. Let him handle this.

[regretnooothing]

Are you sure? He doesn't seem to be doing very well.

[verypointed]

He's... training.

[informadick]

[...filming on phone, does that count. oh my god this is fucking hilarious]

[verydurable]

[IT TOTALLY COUNTS, gets in a wave to the camera as he's swung past]

[a_bit_unstaple]

[ SOMEONE HAS BROUGHT A SUPERIOR CAMERA ]

Oh, my. Fancy meeting you here.