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[jackoclubs]

[Looks like there is yet another sign hovering around a table in the center of Camp today!

WANTED: CUTE AND PERKY MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT.
To qualify, you must be cute, perky, and not own a pair of fish-patterned panties. Apply now!Behind the table sits a purple gorilla clad in a red dress that is far too small for her. She is handing out application

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[tasteslikehair]

I have brownies!

[tasteslikehair]

Oh so your assistant is someone else?

[jackoclubs]

I don't have one.

[tasteslikehair]

I thought magicians had to have an assistant.

[jackoclubs]

Not always. Just for the bigger stuff.