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[canhascow]

[for the past week or two, a giant dragon has been brooding at the edge of camp. no food, no socializing- all of that good sulky stuff.

but now the dragon is hungry. and there is a goat.]

I do not mind going after the ill or crippled animals when I am catching or hunting my own food, and I am going to eat it anyway, of course, but does this one

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[chanceofsmiles]

What is that thing?

[canhascow]

It is a goat; have you never seen one before?

[chanceofsmiles]

That's not like any goat I've ever seen.

[canhascow]

Oh, well, it is still a goat, if a very strange one.

[shoot_ed_up]

Wouldn't try it if I were you, sai.

[canhascow]

I have eaten ill animals before; they do not taste any different, and I have never heard of a dragon catching sickness from one.

[shoot_ed_up]

Yeah, but that fellow's looks like he's suffering from a lot more than your run of the mill goat flu.

[canhascow]

Well, if there turns out to be something wrong with it, I shall know if I throw it back up again.

[theaxeffect]

I've never seen one with eyes like that.

[grewuptootsun]

It is a little. Weird. But.

[canhascow]

They are rather rheumy, aren't they?

[tinmedalsoldier]

... yes. Yes it does.

I think it's probably best if you put it out of its misery, sir.

[grewuptootsun]

That's a good way to put it.

[tinmedalsoldier]

I thought so. Anything would have to be better than staying trapped in that thousand-yard-stare...

[grewuptootsun]

...d-don't make me dwell on it.

[littlestsoldier]

It looks fucking deranged.

[grewuptootsun]

[..............yeah I got nothing]

[littlestsoldier]

I wouldn't eat it and that's saying something.

[grewuptootsun]

[snicker]