[itp: loud noises!]

[rimshot]

[somewhere just off the infamous center of camp, a hobo in a hoodie is introducing a crowbar to one of the loudspeaker poles with a ringing clang.]

One! Two! Three! Four!

[and then he does it again.]

[it's ... kind of loud.]

(standard intro warnings apply. currently: consider post dropped, let me know if you desperately want continuation.)

Comments

[goddamnbatsperm]

[As a Robin, it's my job to have opinions on crowbars]

God, you're annoying.

[rimshot]

[grins at you!] Are you going to ask me to stop?

[goddamnbatsperm]

No. I'm telling you to.

[rimshot]

Oh, I see. Well, that's different, then. I suppose since you're so authoritative I'll just have to.

[doesn't.]

[2nd_slinger]

It's like Stomp meets Sesame Street.

[rimshot]

[ ... stops counting out loud. ]

[2nd_slinger]

For real, if the Alphabet's next...? I'm gonna go arrange seating. People will not wanna miss this.

[rimshot]

It's definitely an occasion.

[monthlyfate]

Will you keep it down?

[rimshot]

[glances over at you and taps the crowbar very gently against the pole, four times.]

[...and then goes back to being loud.]

[monthlyfate]

-- Hey! I said cut that out!

[rimshot]

No, you said "keep it down".

[mmmdots]

[what if one of the clangs randomly makes an animal noise instead? Just the once. A big "mooo."]

[rimshot]

[...drops the crowbar.]

[taps lightly at one ear.]

[mmmdots]

[everything seems fine.]

[rimshot]

[picks the crowbar back up.]

[...]

[...one, two three four-?]

[derepathy]

AUGH!

[rimshot]

[clang, clang, clang, clang!]

[derepathy]

Could... could you please stop that!?

[rimshot]

Hmm. Is it bothering you?