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[renovateyourass]

[today at the onsen, things are a bit different. there are sakura petals floating in the water. there is very odd music playing. and also, there is a banner]

Welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED

BAD, BAD BATHHOUSE

[directly underneath the banner there is a man with yellow eyes, wearing nothing but a very loose fundoshi]

Ahhh, yes, that's much better

Comments

[suicidevil]

Oh, wow..! Talk about style, now it sure looks better..!

[renovateyourass]

[stepping toward you]

Well how could I not be happy, with such a handsome new friend?

[suicidevil]

[backing off]

All right, time out! Sorry, but I'm not into men.

[renovateyourass]

[stepping forward]

Have you ever tried?

[suicidevil]

I don't doubt it'd be a valuable experience, but, really, now! I don't even know what your favourite food or zodiac sign is!

[renovateyourass]

Don't be so silly. None of that's important.

[suicidevil]

I was just saying-- we don't really know each other! How about we just have a friendly talk?

[renovateyourass]

Why talk when there are so many other things we could be using our mouths for?

[suicidevil]

Aaah, that's really tempting, but I'm forced to decline. Let's just enjoy the bath, ok?

[renovateyourass]

[frown]

Are you absolutely sure?

[suicidevil]

Would it make it better if I tried to convince you that I have a lonely heart and don't want to get involved with people that much?

[renovateyourass]

Is that the trouble? Oh, don't worry, I know how to ease a lonely heart.

[suicidevil]

But what about my feelings?

[renovateyourass]

I'll make you feel very, very good.

[suicidevil]

Are you serious!?

[renovateyourass]

I would never joke about a thing like that.