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[capt_liarpants]

*Outside the Mess Hall, Usopp is proudly wearing large box-like contraptions that encase his hands entirely. Stuck to the front of the boxes on one hand is a boxer's glove and on the other is an oversized clown's glove. The gloves look like they might be filled with something

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[bawwwtic]

[BAMPH]

[capt_liarpants]

OH NO OH NO OOOOOH NOOOOO! I'M SO SORRY, WHY DIDN'T YOU DUCK, I'M SORRY!

*running over, trailing the rope from the shot glove behind him*

[bawwwtic]

[COVERED HEAD TO FOOT IN FLOUR 8(]

I t-tried to duck! I did! HOW DID YOU SHOOT A-ACCIDENTALLY.

[capt_liarpants]

*goes to help wipe the flour off of you but hands are boxed; aborts the movement before he clonks you in the head*

I DON'T KNOW! I just waved my arm and it went off! And I might've moved my hand the wrong way in the box. But I really didn't mean to do it!

[on_a_parkbench]

[I KNOW YOU MISSED ME but your flour fist certainly did not]

[capt_liarpants]

WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT-

[capt_liarpants]

*starts laughing at floured!Shiouji*

[on_a_parkbench]

...

[slow clap]

[schrodingurcat]

[aaaand it's a hit!]

[capt_liarpants]

AAAAHHHH!!! WHY IS NO ONE DUCKING TODAY??!!! SORRY SORRY SORRY!!

[schrodingurcat]

[cough cough splutter]

I-- I think I just got punched in the face by a bakery...

[at least the flour blends in with my white suit?]

[capt_liarpants]

*running over, dragging the rope attached to the glove behind him*

YOU REALLY SHOULD'VE DUCKED! Are you okay?! I didn't mean to do it!

[puretype]

[ ker-punched ]

[capt_liarpants]

AAAAAHHHH! I'M REALLY SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO...that...

*wow, you look different*

[puretype]

[ maybe it's all the flour plastered over her face? ]

It's fine.

[capt_liarpants]

*no, it's definitely your hair and the bodysuit*

I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to shoot it at anyone. I just wanted to show my Fists Of Doom off and how do you get your hair to go like that?

*running over, trailing the rope attached to the glove behind him*

[droid_rage]

[hahaha like a puny thing like that could hurt me. THUS I WILL TAKE THE HIT... and get kerfloured]

[capt_liarpants]

AAAAAHHH, WAAAAAATCH OOOOOOUT-

...

*starts to laugh but tries to manfully smother it because you've got powers that could squash me* Ahaha, mmmph, are you, mmmmph, okay?

[droid_rage]

It would take more than that to do any damage to me. My clothes, on the other hand...

[ruefully inspecting his bandana, which is now a splotchy shade of pink]

[capt_liarpants]

Hey, my weapon's still in the testing stage!