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[ascrewballpitch]

[today, wherever you are in Camp, you may see a red-haired girl very thoroughly scouring the area - looking around every building, under every rock, in every tree, underneath every table in the mess hall - and looking very intent on what she's doing, muttering to herself all the while

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[schrodingurcat]

Could be in a UFO catcher.

[schrodingurcat]

So why are you looking for UFOs?

[ascrewballpitch]

So I can fly home, of course!

[schrodingurcat]

...

Did one bring you here in the first place?

[ascrewballpitch]

Probably! I don't really know because I was asleep, but this has got "alien abduction" written all over it!

[courage_found]

Heh, she's looking for the REAL ones!

[schrodingurcat]

If there are any to find in the first place.

[courage_found]

But there's aliens. They gotta have spaceships!

[schrodingurcat]

But what if there aren't any aliens?

[courage_found]

You just haven't met them yet.

[courage_found]

... Or maybe YOU'RE an alien!

[schrodingurcat]

Ihihihi! Maaaybe you're right! I could just be an alien in disguise just pretending they don't exist.

Until you're asleep and I make clones of you and then it's too late.

[courage_found]

You can really make clones of people? THAT'S AWESOME! No more schoolwork for me!

[courage_found]

Wait, you're not gonna make one of those evil clones, are you?

[schrodingurcat]

Definitely evil. Maybe even eat-your-brains evil.

[courage_found]

[kfjldf;l]

-- You... You're not supposed to tell people your evil plans!