PSA

[ratinthehat]

[somewhat east off of the fabled Center of Camp, not far from in front of the Mess Hall, there is a table. Sitting at said table is a very bored blonde girl and a rat. Floating over the rat's head is a sparkly neon sign with an arrow:]

YES, I'M A TALKING RAT, AND A CAMPER, AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A RAT. AND I'M A COOK. ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS?

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Comments

[ashadowofhope]

. . .

[ratinthehat]

Hi, nothing to see here. Just camp being "helpful" as usual.

[ashadowofhope]

...

[thecarisboring]

And don't ask me why I got stuck here, but I can't leave either.

[art_crow]

Um, can you make me a sandwich?

[ratinthehat]

Right now? Not unless you could bring the ingredients. Camp won't let me off this table.

[demonstrates by trying to run off the edge, but bouncing off some invisible barrier instead]

[art_crow]

[sighs and shakes his head] Fine, I'll go get the stuff. [walks off]

[thecarisboring]

[watching Crow go]

...Okay, this? This I gotta see.

[spaceloli]

Remy!

[ratinthehat]

Hi, MOMO. I can't take credit for the sign.

[spaceloli]

Is camp being mean to you?

[ratinthehat]

...I think it's trying to be helpful in its own weird way. I'm not really sure.

RAT VISION

[plzdontoustme]

[Sticking paws onto table to peer at sign]

It sparkles?

[thecarisboring]

[Just sees another human]

I think Camp has an unhealthy fascination with glitter.

[plzdontoustme]

It's really pretty, but sometimes it hurts my eyes.

[thecarisboring]

Hey, you definitely can't miss it. Still haven't figured out why I got stuck here, though.

[gourys_usernaem]

Hi Remy!

[ratinthehat]

[speak of the devil. sort of.]

Hey, Gourry.

[gourys_usernaem]

What's cookin', little guy?

[ratinthehat]

Nothing, right now. Camp won't let me off this table to cook anything. Which defeats the purpose of the sign.